Friday, January 28, 2011

not all cleavage is created equal

brad and i stopped in oregon to empty our porta potty at the rv station in the rest area.....i couldn't help but notice the person working on their camper a couple of lanes over from us.....i think it was that massive expanse of white that drew my attention.....you know how it is.....you see a butt crack.....you don't wanna look......you even find it distasteful.......and yet, in just the same way you can't keep your fingers off a pimple on your face, you just can't seem to divert your eyes entirely from the cleavage before you.......you find youself wondering why alot of men can't seem to get a pair of jeans that simply "fits" them.......and then the guy stands up and turns around and........it's a woman!......


3 comments:

Gi-Gi Roxx said...

You should definitely tell Brad to stop taking unflattering pictures of you. ;o) *I kid, I kid*

I often wonder why people aren't more aware of their butt cracks' potential to be exposed and plan movements and clothing adjustments accordingly. I never sit before tugging my shirt down a smidgen. And I never bend over without first pulling up my britches and covering my assets.

Lipstick Trucker said...

I saw that a couple of days age in Texas at the truck stop. Except it was a woman getting into her truck...butt crack and all. lol

The Daily Rant said...

I don't think I've ever seen female butt crack. Guys, yeah, but women...not so much.

Thanks a lot for burning that image into my eyes.